Syngenesophobia is the fear of relatives.
While Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Buzz Aldrin was the first man to pee on the moon.
A child in England bit into a piece of KFC chicken, only to realize it was a deep-fried blue paper towel.
A man in UK in 2002…
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science